I understand I have done wrong. I should be charged a fine for my past grievances against society. Like, for one, sporting this terrifying perm. Now, I’m not trying to make matters worse, but the wildly inappropriate hair that you *can’t* see is tucked into a hideous and obnoxious metal bun cage. I’m very lucky this didn’t make it on to my criminal record.
Just in case the severity of this situation is difficult to access from the grainy example above, I have provided further proof.
Have a good weekend. I’ll be busy searching for my self esteem.