Have an out of this world romantically sweet time on this very special/lovely/fake/made-up holiday designed to make single people feel unfairly glum and the newly dating feel ridiculously smug and the old married folk feel unnecessary pressure and the rest of the people that didn’t know it was Valentine’s Day, well, they just feel confused (obviously).
I’m going to work all day and then I’m going to go home and eat bean burritos with this guy. We were made for each other.
Have a happy one. It’s Monday, after all.