In Sunday’s surprise post, I neglected to mention an unsuccessful foray into rock climbing during last weekend’s hike. Let me mention it now.
theCandace: Hubs, I’m going to scale this rock so you can take a picture of me and then I’m going to post it on my blog so people can be impressed by my dexterity and adventuresome spirit. Ready?
Hubs: Alright, but I think you’re going to hurt yourself.
*theCandace ignores him and clambers two feet up the wall with exertion and great distress while Hubs snaps pictures of her painfully clingy shorts*
theCandace: Hubs!! This was a no good, very bad idea and I have some sincere regrets!!
Hubs: You are only two feet off the ground. I think you can make it back down, I really do.
*the Candace takes 3 full minutes to maneuver back to the hiking path. She is sweaty, grimacing and her hands are bleeding.*
Hubs: Shall we do burritos for lunch?
theCandace: I think that would be best.
Don’t do anything stupid this weekend, alright?