I woke up this morning and found inexplicable bee carnage on our doorstep. I know you think I’m being dramatic (which is usually a fair assumption) but check it out for yourself:
Now, I’m not one to sympathize with these cantankerous critters but it did make me wonder if this was a sign of an upcoming Apocalypse. My sweet neighbor (the soft walking one), swept all of the twitching bodies away but the next morning…there was more carnage.
I’m not sure what’s going on but I’m stocking up on bottled water, canned coconut milk (love that stuff), and downloaded episodes of Modern Family just to be prepared.
Any idea who could bee responsible for this persistent stripey bloodshed? Also, if anyone can think of a brighter/non-morbid way to kick off a Monday, I’m open to suggestions.